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Joke of the Day

"Lifting the toilet seat AND putting it back down are 2 steps. If women really want equality, they're going to have to take on a step here."

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"Ancient Chinese proverb: man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger."
"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."
"My mom always says ""Alcohol is your enemy!"" Jesus says, ""Thou shalt love thy enemy."""
"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"
"Has anyone had a glass of F5 lately? It's so refreshing."
"For awhile I'm thinking about going out tonight...I haven't seen those blurry people that ask me how much I've had to drink for awhile!"
"What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds"