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Joke of the Day
"How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid."
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"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"
"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."
"Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."
"""What's your name?"" ""I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo's riders-"" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*"
"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."
"How do her parents punish Helen Keller? By leaving the plunger in the toilet."
"Why are photographers always so depressed? Because they always focus on the negatives."
"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."