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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base? I don't know I just fly the drones"

"How can i convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?"

"If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?"

"Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers..."

"When is a shirt not a shirt? When it's attire."

"Give your Mom what she really wants today. Accept her Facebook friend request."

"How to win an argument with a deaf girl? Turn off the lights."

"(Stalker Diary) Day 4: Still under her bed. She continues to put the toilet paper roll on upside down. It's like I'm living with a monster."

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."

"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""