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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"

"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"

"Did you hear that Robert Plant got in a car wreck? Now he's Robert Vegetable."

"Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn."

"what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog"

"This is the rare tweet that history will look back on much more favorably than how it was received in its own time period."

"NYPD officers accidentally shot two tourists in Times Square, but in the cop's defense, the tourists were about to eat at Olive Garden"

"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."