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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."

"Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER"

"Knock Know? Whose There? Letm. Lemt Who? Let me in please"

"A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title Rio Olympics"

"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""

"Q: Why do Chinese noodles make the best lovers?? A: Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance' and they don't won a ton of attention. ...but then again, Italian noodles have great Penne-tration..."

"How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs."

"Remember, ladies, when you're taking those selfies, the camera adds like 10 cats."

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."

"Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?"