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Joke of the Day
"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."
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"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"
"A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles."
"Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any. And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?"
"""How much for this remote controlled alien?"" ""Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."""
"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"
"*Reads about a Salmonella outbreak on lettuce -NEVER eats Salad again! *Reads about the dangers of Alcohol poisoning -NEVER reads again!"
"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""
"Mum: did you masturbate while showering again? Son: I'm cleaning it as fast as I like to!"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients."