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Joke of the Day
"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."
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"""I faked all my LOLs."" -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end."
"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"
"Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother."
"Tom Brady suspension increased to 8 weeks Additional 4 weeks for deflating the bench with his ass."
"Why is a bear brown? Because he crawls in his hole during winter."
"why do mice have such small balls? They can't dance very well."
"What's three times worse than OCD? OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait..."
"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."
"A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."