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Joke of the Day
"What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!"
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"My stages of drunk: 1) onstage 2) backstage 3) hostage"
"Risky behavior in my 20s involved sex drugs & alcohol. At 30, ""risky"" is eating spicy food after 9pm and not lifting w/ my knees."
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"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"
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"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"