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Joke of the Day

"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"

"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."

"My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here."

"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."

"It's colder than a well digger's ass."

"A lot of people think your quarter life crisis starts at 25 but actually your whole life can be a crisis."

"Saying no thanks to a CW's offer to hit me with their car so I could take the day off proves decisions shouldn't be made before coffee"

"A muslim says Bismillah to ward away the three jinns (xpost from r/islam) Two hydrjinns and one oxyjinn."

"If there is anything that chicken noodle soup and DayQuil won't cure, it's probably like, really serious or something."

"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"