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Joke of the Day

"There was a black out last night. Don't worry, we got him."

"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"

"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."

"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."

"Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. *-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*"

"Every girl on Tumblr smells like Chapstick and cats."

"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."