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Joke of the Day
"Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar."
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"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"
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"how to be healthy 1. always eat breakfast 2. have a light lunch 3. enjoy a sensible dinner 4. FREAK OUT @ 11pm & EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE"
"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."
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"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"