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Joke of the Day

"What foods are still good the second or third time you've eaten them? I'm looking for food for my human centipede..."

"I think cheese gets sweaty because it's hard sitting around being delicious."

"There is so much lead in Flint That when you pass a factory, you immediately assume that Chinese children work there"

"Why did Renault name a car ""Le Car""? So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work."

"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."

"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"

"Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms."

"Just trimming my nose hair and drinking a soy latte. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."

"What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A Pastafaryan."

"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."