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Joke of the Day

"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"

"PEDIATRICIAN: This could sting a little. KID: Okay. PEDIATRICIAN: One day the sun will envelope the earth and we will all turn to dust."

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."

"An Eskimo was driving through new Zealand His car suddenly broke down after a small wait the mechanic told him ""aw shut bro you've blown a seal"" to which the Eskimo replies ""shut up you fuck sheep"""

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump get into a car accident. Who survives? America"

"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"

"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"

"Hey girls, you are not a ""mommy"" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon."

"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."