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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."
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"Cosmo says ""untamed va-jay-jays"" are back in style. Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?"
"There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you crashed your milk truck and spilled it all over the freeway, killing a family."
"Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter."
"What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes."
"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."
"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because its life had no porpoise!"
"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."
"Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I'll leave now."
"We trace hands to make turkeys. Quite a handy technique."