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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."

"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."

"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."

"We have to break up. What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie."

"The Suicide Hotline is Unbearable They always leave people hanging."

"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch."

"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. If you didn't like it then you shoulda melted cheese on it."

"95% of parenting is using your sock as a mop."

"Finding Nemo 2? I swear, if that kid gets lost again Finding Nemo 3 better be where child services locks the dad up for extreme negligence."