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Joke of the Day

"I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today in protest of casual Friday."

"How come you never see a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken comes in a different box!"

"Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached. You could say it was unpresidented."

"After I finish a sentence say, ""I'm a man."" You go to the bar and think to yourself."

"Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want."

"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""

"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."

"I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"

"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."