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Joke of the Day
"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"
Next Joke
"Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose? Me: All the dead ones"
"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box..."
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it ...so I said ""Implants?"""
"A homely man is walking down the street... When a stranger sees him. The stranger exclaims ""Boy, are you fucking ugly!"" The man turns around and says ""Don't talk about my sister that way!"""
"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"
"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"I really don't have a clear stance on abortion On one hand I'm all for killing babies. But on the other hand I don't support women's rights."
"Necessity is the mother of Cessity. Also Shaquanda."
"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"