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Joke of the Day
"I've never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It's sad as fuck."
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"DATE:[texting friend] he keeps comparing stuff to athletes ME: *returning from bathroom* man they got the michael jordan of toilets in there"
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"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""
"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"
"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"
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"When the instructions say so easy a child could do it, I assume you mean one of those genius 12-year-olds who double major at MIT."
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