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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"
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"Fortune Teller: I see a trip in your future Me [cancelling a week-long trip to Peru]: haha nope. wrong, idiot. [fall down stairs as I leave]"
"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."
"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"
"My wife says she hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in the garden. Personally I'm on the fence."
"Closed letter to the Mods of /r/Jokes O"
"Guess what... Chicken butt!"
"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"
"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."
"What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose"