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Joke of the Day

"I watched a documentary on marijuana It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."

"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"

"How do you make a swiss roll? Push him down a hill."

"Just flew in from a masturbation convention... Man my arm is tired."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"

"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"