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Joke of the Day

"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."

"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."

"What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? You'll get repossessed!"

"If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock"

"There once was a man from Trent.. There once was a man from Trent. His cock was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of cumming, he went."

"What do you call something that protects your fucking cock during sex? A condom"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"Velcro. What a rip off."

"A baby seal walks into a club. please dont hate me"

"What did Jesus do to lose weight? Crossfit"