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Joke of the Day

"Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus."

"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."

"What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period."

"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"

"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."

"Almost every McDonalds A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."

"Ladies, stop relying on Cosmo. It's written by women who don't know siht about men."

"Can't afford to get my newspaper delivered by iPad. What is that? $500 every morning?"

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often."

"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."