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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, stop relying on Cosmo. It's written by women who don't know siht about men."
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"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants"
"I need a Life or a Clue but someone seems to have a Monopoly on them. So, instead, I'll take the Risk of sinking your Battleship."
"At a playground, a woman asked a man ""Which kid is yours?"" The man replied ""Haven't decided yet."""
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""A police officer."" ""A police officer who?"" ""A police officer who just shot your dog, now open up if you don't want to end up like him!"""
"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."
"Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams."
"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"
"What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ"