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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that a person born under caesarean section is not eligble to run for presidency? Yeah, they're not a natural-born citizen."

"How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet"

"What do you call a person who is half Jewish? Jew-ish"

"What's the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It's harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape."

"Took my pet lion in an elevator along with shocked shoppers this morning. There was quite an uproar."

"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"

"We're like lazy revolutionaries who act only by posting lame comments on a public forum."

"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."

"""Latte"" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee."

"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."