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Joke of the Day

"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""

"Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books."

"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"

"My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk."

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ...I'll show myself out."

"Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it."

"What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because he was dead."

"So I was fucking this woman... And she said that she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt, so I stuck it in 3 times and hit her with a baseball bat."

"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""