48003

Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me if I was going to take a shower before we go to some friend's house for the evening like she didn't see me get in the pool."

"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."

"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"

"Having sex with children is fucking tight."

"Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I'll be just fine."

"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered? Vas the deferens?"

"How to Avoid Condom Accident The Perfect System To Avoid Condom Accident, Use Double Condom With Chilly Powder In Between, If Outer Breaks She Will Know , If Inner Breaks U Will Know."

"Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three? Because they can't even"