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Joke of the Day
"What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered? Vas the deferens?"
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"There are only two things certain in life death, taxes, and people who can't count."
"I bought my girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue."
"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"""Bedroom"" is an anagram of ""Boredom"" I found that out while I was having sex with my wife"
"What's the difference between a fence and a wall? I give them a wall, and they take offense."
"A logician had a baby... When her parents asked if it was a boy or girl she replied,""Yes."" Edit: changed logistician to logician."
"If the Pope could smell my farts right now he'd cancel Christmas."
"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"