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Joke of the Day

"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."

"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"

"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."

"I was the top student at Ninja school, but I failed because they kept marking me absent."

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her."

"Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base"

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years time... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"The American healthcare system ."

"What doesn't kill me makes me smaller - Mario"