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Joke of the Day
"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"
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"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""
"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"
"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"
"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding."
"Sometimes I like to sit at the playground & wait for a concerned Mother to ask ""Which kid is mine?"" I like to reply ""I haven't decided yet."""
"I don't think this bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on my desk is making me as indispensable to the workplace as I had hoped."
"Tonight's flirtation brought to you by the letter Booze. It's a word? Whatever, man. I don't know algebra and shit."
"If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, ""I'll cut you."""
"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."