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"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."
"Sup, ducks? Lookin' straight nuclear with your orange ass bills & your furry yellow torsos. All aquatic & shit. Lazy as hell, too. One love."
"The package says ""Do not eat raw cookie dough"" but all I really see is ""Pillsbury hates you and doesn't want you to be happy."""
"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10 Just after windows 10 was released, Arnold was asked if he was ever going to upgrade to windows 10. His response? 'I still love Vista, baby.'"
"""You take pills because you're crazy"" ""No MOM, I take pills because they make me tolerant of crazy people that don't take pills"""
"I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card."
"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."
"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."