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Joke of the Day
"I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card."
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"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... BA-DUM-TSSSSS"
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!"
"""I'm turning into my dad"" -worst Animorphs ever"
"I'll eat when I'm dead - zombies"
"Mitt Romney ."
"HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted HER: Oh thanks! What's in it? HIM: What do you mean, ""in it""?"
"I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice ""NO...Bad Bear""?"
"What do you call a white grandmother? A gran-cracker"
"Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies."