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Joke of the Day

"Talking Dirty What did the Italian wife say during sex? Pasta, pasta! What did the Indian wife say during sex? Curry, curry!"

"have you heard about the couple who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was horrible, all of the windows fell out of their new house"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? You'd think it was some really obscure number, but it's just one, ironically."

"What's the best part about having a blind partner? You know they won't be seeing other people."

"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot."

"If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people."

"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."

"What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated? A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless"

"I lost the 120 lbs that were weighing me down really fast with one simple trick Divorce."

"A woman on the subway this morning said ""did you know the government is closed? Is it a holiday or something?"" So really, we deserve this."