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Joke of the Day

"Is there a condition called ""melanism"" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks? Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do."

"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""

"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"

"What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost."

"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""

"The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar r/Jokes mods ban them for having different beliefs than them"

"What's black, blue, and hates having sex? The ten year old in my trunk."

"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."

"ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm... honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot"