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Joke of the Day

"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"

"ok so, imagine star wars but instead of space it's brooklyn n uh instead of cool space guys, it's lena dunham complaining about stuff"

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine It only has one line."

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"

"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."

"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""

"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."

"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."

"""I'm hungry!"" says your sister... ""Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"" your father replies Two hours later, your dad says, ""I'm fucking hungry!"""

"What do you call Q: what do you call a gay goat? A: a Faggoat"