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Joke of the Day
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi"
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"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
"If Jesus had been LGBT, what would Pilate now be known for asking? What is bruth?"
"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."
"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"
"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."
"Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel? Same reason children don't attack their parents..."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."
"Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT."
"What kinds of clothes do protons wear? Plus sizes!"