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Joke of the Day

"I Asked My Wife If I Could Give Her a Chechnyan Yacht Its where I peel back her undies and stay insider her all day."

"I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone."

"I will be celebrating Columbus Day by setting sail for India, landing in Spain, and telling everyone who lives there to move out."

"Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? Because he got tired."

"Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey... ...along came a spider that sat down beside her and said, ""what's in the bowl, bitch?"""

"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."

"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."

"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."

"How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer."