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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese."
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"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"
"If I had a dollar for every time I was wrong, I'd be incredibly broke."
"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."
"""LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ASSHOLE!"" - People in yellow cars."
"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."
"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"Two types of people from small towns: 1. Let's leave after high school and find culture! 2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!"
"Pavlov is sitting in a bar when a phone rings. He jumps of his chair and yells - ""Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs"""
"Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead."