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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"

"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."

"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""

"What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An Alley-Gator"

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"THE HUMAN BODY 12 Wildly inconsistent design. Leaks fluids. Zero protection from drop damage. Can be killed by bees/peanuts. NOT RECOMMENDED"

"Inside jokes [deleted]"

"Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis? Cause Allies don't like axis powers"

"Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office. Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted."

"[gazes up at moons] [that's right in this tweet there's several moons] [girl kisses me] [that's right in this tweet I am not human garbage]"