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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"
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"My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, ""You're taking mutt-ernity leave?"""
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls? So they don't have hairballs!"
"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief. #Oscars"
"[OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries."
"ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless. ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway."
"Well Officer..we didn't have a bottle so that dead guy over there.. ""Him?"" No the other dead guy..suggested ""Spin The .44""..And I WON!"
"INTERVIEWER to job applicant: ""Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"""
"Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt."