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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"
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"Your check a$$hole light is on."
"There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel."
"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"
"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."
"Why are the old trees always yelling? They were all petrified."
"I saw a lady with 12 nipples the other day... Sounds weird dozen tit?"
"Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars"
"Snapbacks Popular amongst those with brittle bones."
"Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013"