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Joke of the Day
"Drank 3 shots of espresso and can now feel every part of my skin at once AMA"
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"It's my birthday tomorrow - in lieu of charitable donations, please send gifts."
"Yes I get laid because I'm an illusionist. But I don't use ""magic"" or ""tricks"" on women. They respect my skills & choose to make love with m"
"I recently learned diarrhea is genetic... Yeah, it runs in your genes."
"What goes vroom rrt... vroom rrt... vroom rrt... A blond at a flashing red light."
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"Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called ""Teacher"" who kept spoiling all our fun!"
"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."
"I went to the doctor yesterday I told him my penis suddenly turned into a tiny green ball. He said I may have peacock syndrome."
"But laughing at you Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."