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Joke of the Day

"I recently learned diarrhea is genetic... Yeah, it runs in your genes."

"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist would know"

"How do you figure out that your girlfriend is getting too fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"

"My dad thought it would be a good idea to show my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all."" she laughed. ""That's enough of the naked ones, please."" I told him."

"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine."

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"*attaches canes horizontally to dozens of old man walkers *watches slowest jousting match ever"

"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"