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Joke of the Day

"I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus"

"I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis... apparently women get called faggot A LOT."

"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium..."

"My girlfriend said if this gets 200 votes, we'll try anal. Just kidding, I don't even have a girlfriend."

"There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat."

"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"

"My father used to say ""Take everything with a pinch of salt"" Nice man. Made terrible tea."

"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."

"Bible thumpers... Are all the Psalm."

"If Trump dies in office he won't even admit it. He'll keep tweeting from the grave: ""VERY dishonest coroner's report says I died. Sad!"""