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Joke of the Day
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"
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"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."
"Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others."
"A Muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hello Mr.President."""
"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("
"Hi, how much for this torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring."
"I bought some new speakers today...... I think I made a sound investment."
"I don't understand why Christians don't like gay people After all, Jesus was a famous cross-dresser."
"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"