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Joke of the Day
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"
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"""My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."" ""He took a long look at me and gave me $300"""
"A Rabbi's money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says - No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!"
"Cop: Hey U! U: who, me? Cop: no the other 1! 1: who, me? Cop: both of U! W: who, us? Cop: Yes you! U: Who, me? Cop: No! No: yes?"
"There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up."
"""I don't see race."" -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event"
"""Hey. You sleeping? No? Whatcha thinkin about? Hey. Did you hear me? Hey. Hey. Ok. You're boring. I'm leaving... Jk I'm back. Hey"" - Birds"
"While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch I've never been so touched on an emotional level."
"How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V."
"Gonna start a gym called ""Resolutions"". For the first two weeks of January it's a gym. The rest of the year it becomes a bar."