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Joke of the Day
"The hard truth is like poetry... ...most people hate hearing it."
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"Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood"
"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"
"Capitalization... Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."
"Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!"
"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"
"Man, speaking (in heavy Scottish accent) to policeman, ""But, officer, it said laddies on the door."""
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one."
"What is the only thing keeping fat people from jenny craig? The door"