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Joke of the Day
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one."
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"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."
"Condescending Joke You"
"My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied."
"Modern day Paul Revere still warns about enemy incursions. But now it's one if by LAN, two if by wifi."
"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."
"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"
"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""
"I was skeptical Apple was using child labor until my iPod arrived and engraved on it was, ""Help! So hungry! Send Lunchables!"""
"Why being called handsome is an insult When you have a 3 way, it's called a threesome When you have a 2 way, it's called a twosome When you have a 1 way, it's called a handsome"