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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, here's something new... Violets are violet. Not fucking blue."
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"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""
"I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice."
"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"
"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"
"I called the bowling alley today and asked if they had 10 pound balls. He said ""yes"", which I thought was amazing for how fast he was able to run to the phone."
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."
"Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings."
"How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I left early."
"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"