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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen"
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"What did the atom say when it lost an electron? I better keep an ion that."
"i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said "" the ATM machine"" i had 15$'s left though.."
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"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""
"Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba."
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"What did the Buddhist get for Christmas? Presence."