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Joke of the Day

"What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop? Your tires are low."

"RIP Daenerys Targaryen we will miss you. #SPOILERALERT Just kidding. I haven't seen the latest episode yet."

"You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn't make that much sense when you read it."

"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"

"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."

"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."

"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"

"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"

"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."

"I consider myself a tolerable person, and I can care less if you are gay/straight;black/white; or conservative or liberal. The one thing I cannot tolerate, is ALL YOUR FUKN GAME REQUESTS!!!!!"