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Joke of the Day
"What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop? Your tires are low."
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"I asked my web server engineer wife to give me head. All I got was information and not the actual act."
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"My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and it's like, do you even sift bro?"
"Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan..."
"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"
"So, 50 Cent is bankrupt... He only has 50 Cent to his name."
"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."
"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."