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Joke of the Day
"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eyes."
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"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."
"My friend asked me what a Freudian Slip means. I told him, ""It's when you mean to say one thing, but fuck your mother."""
"There's that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself. They call him the Provo Lone guy."
"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there."
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"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."
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