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Joke of the Day
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
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"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."
"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."
"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"
"What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog? A shih tzu"
"I walked up to my 9yo and said, ""How goes it?"" He looks up at me and says, ""God is history's greatest serial killer."""
"I don't trust people with graph paper They're always plotting something"
"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."
"Knock Knock... Who's there? To. To who? To whom*"