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Joke of the Day

"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."

"Two Irish men walk into a bar.... What else is new?"

"Knock knock new fone who dis"

"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"Why can't guys do the splits? The banana gets in the way. Banana split"

"When i have sex it's a race to see who comes first ... me or the aspca"

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!"

"How did the Jew get a free cab ride? He blew the shofar."

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"