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Joke of the Day

"Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels"

"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."

"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"

"What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam"

"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

"How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!"

"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."

"""Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?"" ""Is Pepsi okay?"""